skeet

skeet
1. (skeet) (27035↑, 6125↓)
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet\!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.

"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."

2. (skeet) (7271↑, 2499↓)
-semen, to ejaculate

Don't skeet on me. Is that skeet on your pants

3. (skeet) (7363↑, 3129↓)
To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch.

Bob skeeted all over Sally's face.

4. (skeet) (5079↑, 1923↓)
To pull out of a woman and ejaculate on her.

Just like skeet shooting. PULL\! and then you shoot.

5. (skeet) (3325↑, 1531↓)
To release a massive load of sperm, To remove the semen from a male body. Or in slang terms: to cum all over that bitch.

"Oh my\! I got skeet in my eye", said Mildred. "I'm terribly sorry.", said Eugene.

Author: a bored biotch http://skeet.urbanup.com/856081
6. (skeet) (2692↑, 1029↓)
to ejaculate. see well articulated examples below:

Let me skeet, don't hesitate It ain't good to masturbate Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick If you say you'll be my bitch You'll be proud to be my hoe I'll take you everywhere I go If anybody else, you belong to me Is this my pussy? (woman: Yeah, Marquis...) I'm the one that has you sprung When I skeet, we'll have a son Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws Pull it out and skeet the walls Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it When I skeet is when you suck it All you have to do is believe And the skeet will set you free --2 Live Crew, Shake a Lil' Somethin' (1996) "She got freaky in yo' sixty-fo', I skeeted in her throat" --Hitman, Xxplosive Chronic 2000 (1999) [Chorus: Ying Yang Twins + (Elephant Man)] Three, six, nine, damn your fine Move it till you sock it to me one more time Get low, get low (Get Low) get low (Get low) get low (Get low) ([Elephant Man:] Come on\!) To the window ([EM:] Give dem di dance now) to the wall (To the wall) ([EM:] Buss di dance now) Till the sweat drop down my balls (My Balls\!) All these bitches crawl (Crawl) Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers (Motherfuckers) Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn\!\!\!) Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers (Motherfuckers) Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn\!\!\!) Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz - Get Low

7. (skeet) (2129↑, 931↓)
To bust a nut, or cum all over the place.

please don't skeet inside my butt, just skeet on my back. sorry i didn't mean to skeet inside your ass like that, it just happend.

8. (skeet) (940↑, 382↓)
To launch a flying stream of man juice through the air, preferably hitting a whore in her eye.

1. Grandpa took 5 pills of viagra, then skeeted in grandmas pancakes. 2. Joe was polishing his knob, then accidentally skeeted in Jens eye. 3. Little sam was cleaning his member, and discovered his first skeet at the age of 13. 4. Mom was cleaning the counter when she discovered a puddle of skeet.

9. (skeet) (877↑, 498↓)
it's when your pizzle drizzles all over the girlies nizzles

awwww...damn...here it comes baby...awww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet awwww skeet skeet skeet skeet

10. (skeet) (718↑, 461↓)
1. A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations. 2. (Slang) to jiz, ejaculate, cum, etc.

I skeeted all over Jenn's face

11. (skeet) (362↑, 185↓)
In St. Louis, since back in the day before the Ying Yang Twins started making their bunk ass raps, skeet was the word for anything too small, annoying, dumb, or just plain unproper. It is a versitile word, capable of inhabiting the realms of adjective, or verb.

We got skeeted on that buddah sac, it's two grams short. Or Those are some skeet gym shorts\! You look like a seventies basketball player. Too much thigh son. Or Dude: Wanna go see the new Hillary Duff movie? Other Dude: Fuck that, her shit is skeet.

Author: E- to the -thin http://skeet.urbanup.com/951246
12. (skeet) (325↑, 217↓)
masculine noun Term local to Newfoundland, particular the Metropolitan St. John's region. A. 1. A person who makes deliberate attempts at starting trouble in public places, usually picking fights with anyone passing by, or by shouting insults and obscenities at random people. 2. Usually characterised by choice of music (predominantly rap), and style of dress (much bling-bling, EXCO clothing/Columbia jackets) 3. Perhaps most closely related to the North American "wigger" (white nigger), they attempt to personify the agressive afro-american culture embodied in rap music. This, again, is done through loud blasting of rap, their style of dress, and inexplicable agression. Perhaps better explained as an overagressive wigger, in many cases. 4. Verbally, can be distinguished by liberal peppering of any conversation with "fuck(ing)" "faggot" "queer", or any combination of the aforementioned. Often used in both private conversation with friends (eg.: "Buddy, you're some fuckin' queer, wha?"), or in public address, in psuedo-attempts at agression ("FUCKIN' FAGGOT\! Yeah, walk away, you FUCKIN' PANSY QUEER\!"). 5. Usually associated with vices of society - excessive drinking and smoking, oftentimes with drug use. 6. Usually found at their peak between the ages of 12 and 18. Younger than twelve, they are usually psuedo-skeets, who put forth such an appearance for public display. feminine form of skeet - Squaw. Usually defined by similar standards, "squaw" is generally used to define the female companion of a skeet. Equally agressive, for no particular reason, these are usually the girlfriends of skeets. B. Derogatory term generally used by a person fitting the definition in A to define a counterpart or acquaintance in an insulting way.

A. *person one accidentally bumps shoulders with person 2* P2. "Watch yer fuckin' step 'er I'll pound ya flat ya fuckin' faggot\!" P1. "Sheesh, that guy was such a skeet." B. *person 2 from above example meets up with person 3* P3."Dat party last night was some wicked, wha?" P2."Nah, 'twasnt, shure." P3."Why da fuck not? Too many fags like you?" P2."Buddy, ya fuckin' skeet\!"

13. (skeet) (149↑, 103↓)
*When you are having sex with a guy and he pulls out and cums on you, whether it be on your stomache, tits, or face\! *trapshooting with clay targets in the sky to stimulate the flight of a bird

he skeeted on me and now I'm all sticky\!

14. (skeet) (98↑, 69↓)
To ejaculate on a woman, mainly in her face.

Skeet like a water hose.

15. (skeet) (39↑, 18↓)
to ejaculate past tense is skeeted

Man, she made me skeet like a water hose the other day...

16. (skeet) (78↑, 59↓)
to ejaculate on or in a woman

Skeet, Skeet, Skeet, beatch\!

17. (Skeet) (49↑, 33↓)
To bust a nut in some skeezer's grill piece.

"I was throat fuckin this trick hoe, right, right?" "Yeah, nigga" "So's I whips it out and skeets on her face like 'bitch, this aint biology but here's some DNA'"

18. (Skeet) (75↑, 62↓)
(n)Seminal fluid, typically erupting from the male sex organ after prolonged stimulation. See Also, cum, jism, baby-batter, jubba juice, love yogurt, cream of sum-yung-guy, pale ale, sticky eye-patch, gargle glue, semen. (v)Blowing one's load in a projectile manner, typically into/onto someone's face.

"Jane's face was covered in skeet after being double teamed by members of the Lacrosse team." "I was about to nut, so pulled out of her ass, turned her around, and proceeding to Skeet all over her face"

19. (Skeet) (28↑, 16↓)
A girl that loves to have sex with guys.

"Hey girl your not a slut." "Aww really?\!" "Nahh, not even close\! Your a skeet\!"

20. (Skeet) (26↑, 15↓)
to ejaculate. origin: a reference to shooting skeet; made popular when, after the deaths of millions of women, it was discovered that Chuck Norris ejaculates shotgun shells.

Dude, I'm gonna totally skeet in his mayonnaise.

Author: Legendary Business Machine http://skeet.urbanup.com/2704459
21. (skeet) (24↑, 15↓)
A word used in Newfoundland that corresponds best with "chav." Skeets wear over-sized clothes, obnoxious jewelry, the "tilted" hat, smoke, drink, and deal/smoke lots of pot. They walk with a pronounced strut and believe themselves to be very tough. They hang around in packs so that if anyone messes with them, they can jump them as a group and beat the shit out of them. The girl version of a skeet is also called "skeet." They wear tight jeans and hoodies, or skanky tops. They have bleached blonde hair or chunky highlights, and wear really awful make-up. They smoke and also believe they are very tough. They often get into fights. They have a high affinity to getting pregnant from their skeet boyfriend. Skeets talk in a thick Newfoundland accent with some mainstream hip-hop influences. Their slurred speech is indicative of their abysmally low intelligence. They often drop out of school in either junior high or high school. Until then, they can be seen hanging around in a circle by a dumpster smoking or selling pot.

"A bunch of skeets beat up my brother while he was walking home last night. He wouldn't give them a cig, so all 25 of them kicked him to the ground and sent him to the hospital." "Brig is pregnant again, and she's still smoking and picking fights. What a skeet."

22. (Skeet) (11↑, 4↓)
To ejaculate. To let sperm come out of your penis

After masturbating, Joe skeeted everywhere.

23. (skeet) (55↑, 48↓)
Verb. (transitive sense) To eject [semen] from a living body; specifically to ejaculate [splooge] from the penis whilst in the throes of orgasm, typically onto a woman's body or into her mouth. See: [come]; [jizz] Related term: [skeeta man] Noun. A viscid whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of the accessory glands; [semen]. See [Cum]; [Splooge] Etymology: The hip hop slang euphemism 'Skeet' is derived from the English word for trapshooting (itself from the Norwegian 'skyte' - to shoot).

SKEETA MAN (2 Live Crew) Note: Marquis does all the verses; Mr. Mixx does the chorus ["I'm gonna cum\!"] Verse 1: Let me skeet, don't hesitate It ain't good to masturbate Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick If you say you'll be my bitch You'll be proud to be my hoe I'll take you everywhere I go If anybody else, you belong to me Is this my pussy? (woman: Yeah, Marquis...) I'm the one that has you sprung When I skeet, we'll have a son Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws Pull it out and skeet the walls Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it When I skeet is when you suck it All you have to do is believe And the skeet will set you free Chorus: Jerk it off, jerk it off, ba-by\! ["I'm gonna cum\!"] (3x) ["I'm gonna cum\!"] Verse 2: For the skeet you are a fiend Don't you stop this freaky thing Dick is the one thing that you love And the skeet's all you're thinking of If you can't skeet with someone else You'll skeet off by yourself Skeetin' nowadays is the thing to do You'll skeet me and I'll skeet you Skeet from the front, skeet from the back Can I skeet in your mouth? Do you like it like that? (woman: Yess\!) Taste my skeet, don't it taste so sweet? For my skeet you are a freak I skeet off twice and then I'm done I have to save some skeet for the next one, hon All you have to do is believe And the skeet will set you free Chorus Verse 3: Skeetin' is for the young and old But it's best to skeet in a hoe Before I go out and skeet a bitch I always take my skeetin' kick I like to skeet in big ol' butts It makes me skeet off big ol' nuts You can say that I'm a nympho Skeet in your mouth, then skeet your temple I skeet best on a one-night stand Brother Marquis is a skeeta man\! You suck slow and I fuck fast Don't get mad if the skeet don't last It ain't love, it must be lust In the skeet you must trust All you got to do is believe And the skeet will set you free Chorus Jerk-jerk-jerk-jerk it off babyyy\! (4x)

Author: Tummy AuGratin http://skeet.urbanup.com/1645811
24. (skeet) (38↑, 31↓)
to ejaculate and blow your load

i skeeted all over your moms ass

25. (Skeet) (18↑, 12↓)
After sex (or masterbation) when you ejaculate or when sexual fliuds shoot out of your body at increble speeds...you would then experience a brief [euphoria].

The word skeet was actually originated by Jay-Z Jay-Z "I came in ya bentley backseat, skeeted in your jeep and left condoms on the baby seat"

Author: IdioticIntelligence http://skeet.urbanup.com/3531957
26. (Skeet) (51↑, 45↓)
To Squirt the love juice

I skeet skeet skeet all over the room after she \<insert sexual activity here\>

27. (Skeet) (29↑, 26↓)
To ejaculate; "cum", "jizz"

She threatened to eat it whenever i SKEETED.

28. (Skeet) (3↑, 1↓)
A highly pressurized, protein enriched, semi-viscous baby batter typically found in or on attention starved college students, covering peanut butter titties, or in that crusty ass sock under your bed. (you know who you are)

Construction worker \#1: I almost blew my baby batter inside of her, but at the last second, I pulled out and skeeted all over her peanut butter titties. Construction worker \#2: No, no you didn't Construction worker \#1: I'm gay Construction worker \#2: You skeet on other dudesons? I'm leaving.

29. (skeet) (17↑, 15↓)
Pulling the penis out just before ejaculation and shooting the load outside the vagina. For example on her(his -.- ) belly or in case of doggy-style, on her(his -.- ) back or bottom.

Damn, the last time I skeet, the bitch went straight to the bathroom to clean that ass up.

30. (Skeet) (1↑, 0↓)
n; A terrifying mix of snow, rain, wind, and hate. A clear-white substance that falls from the sky, soaking everybody's clothes, and filling all of our hearts with darkness.

Better get some good boots and foul weather gear. God's skeeting all over the place out there.

Author: callahandsome http://skeet.urbanup.com/6171413
31. (Skeet) (1↑, 1↓)
Slang: To be high on Cocaine.

I'm skeeted the fuck out.

32. (Skeet) (2↑, 2↓)
skEEt. Derived from the word mosquito; skeeters. It is known that the mosquito is an annoying and useless insect that makes an annoying high-pitched noise and generally bugs the shit out of EVERYONE. A SKEET is an annoying brown person ([Indian], Eastern), generally an immigrant or a [FOB] (=fresh off the boat) who has yet to accustom to the expected behaviours and norms of society (Western--Canadian/American) This word was conceived as a way to generally term those specific annoying Brown people. Like the N-word or [Cracker] (for white people), or even [Guido] (for over-bearing half-italians).

1.'I could not get any work done in the computer lab...fucking skeets.' 2. 'All I can smell is curry...skeets\!' 3.'Them skeets will not [stfu]\! No cell phones in the library\!\!'

33. (Skeet) (9↑, 9↓)
The funky white creamy substance that shoots all over Melissa after she goes down or rides me.

Melissa loves Skeet all over her face. She is so beautiful and I just can't get enough of her. She is the best thing in my life right now.

34. (skeet) (9↑, 9↓)
To pull out and "shoot" your sperm in/on something besides your lady in order to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Skeeting One of the oldest, if not the oldest, forms of birth control. No one is really sure when skeeting started, but it has been around for literally milleniums, being cited in the bible(genesis 38:9).

I didn't want to get her pregnant since food prices are going up, so I just skeeted.

Author: deathdude612 of runescape http://skeet.urbanup.com/3348168
35. (Skeet) (28↑, 28↓)
the act of spraying someone with your bodily fluids usually aquired by masturbation and/or sexual intercourse.

"Gunna get skeeted on, foo"

Author: PLayer pimp sneeze alot\! http://skeet.urbanup.com/1572184
36. (skeet) (43↑, 43↓)
v. to project one's ejaculate ORIGIN: When "skeet shooting" with a real rifle, one uses clay pigeons. Since another term for a [hoe], [skank], [hood rat], or [chickenhead] is a [pigeon], in the same manner as firing ballistics at a clay pigeon, one may skeet on a "hood" [pigeon]. The term has evolved to be used more loosely, as in ejaculating on anything, not just a [pigeon], but its origin lies in riflery and marksmanship. The term may also be used as a noun, refferring to the ejaculate itself:

My skeet's like acid, burn your eyeballs out

Author: teetastic.com http://skeet.urbanup.com/1445257
37. (skeet) (1↑, 2↓)
to juke another player in sports.

Crocko smash: did u get past that defender? jacob: yeah i skeeted him\!

Author: Jayz Darkness http://skeet.urbanup.com/5718890
38. (skeet) (1↑, 2↓)
Something that Timothy DeLa Ghetto says in his vids alot

I'm gonna skeet tonight [SKEET] [skeet]

Author: ashleybvbpurdy http://skeet.urbanup.com/5422780
39. (Skeet) (5↑, 6↓)
To ejaculate on a persons face.

I will skeet on that women.

Author: Joseph Hanson http://skeet.urbanup.com/3252872
40. (Skeet) (8↑, 9↓)
1. The ejaculation of a male's penile spurm. 2. A form of acknowlegdement; usually means "yes".

1. I think I just skeeted in my pants. 2. Teacher: You need help Johnny? Student: Skeet Skeet\!

41. (Skeet) (36↑, 37↓)
Okay, so the world today is growing, along with words with varying definitions. So we all know that 'skeet' means to '[cum]' or '[jizz]', but skeet can also mean a girl who gets around, also known as whoring, or completely slutting herself\! A new world this has become, eh? So yeah, if you get around and you make a lot of guys skeet, then you're a skeet.

Ex. 1: No, man, it's not good to get with her... she's a skeet. But I guess you could get a quick blowjob from her if you want. Ex. 2: Yeah, she's pretty hot, for a skeet... ah, skeetskeetskeet\!

Author: beepbeepbeeeeeeeeeeeeep http://skeet.urbanup.com/1913433
42. (Skeet) (25↑, 26↓)
To release semen from the penis. To ejeculate.

"Ahhh. Let me spray it here and over there."

43. (skeet) (24↑, 25↓)
to ejaculate to jizz to bust a nut to cream to spoo Modern use: see [skee] or [skee skee] Long before the aforementioned reference to 2 live crew in another definition (1996) was the 1989 reference to skeet in 2 Live Crew's song "C'Mon Babe" taken from the album 'As Nasty As They Wanna Be': As 'rapped' by Brother Marquis: "Now stop the teasin' and start the pleasin', Just f*** me good until I skeet."

Hey, porno-boy: time for the [money shot]\! Skeet\! Do it now\! I'm wasting film\!

44. (skeet) (4↑, 6↓)
A skeet Is a young person who is useless and Is always doing petty crimes such a stealing and loitering. They tend to smoke cigarettes and spit a lot. They dress like there gangster and tend not to wash. They say "watta at by" a lot and hang out in public places like malls and schools. The word skeet is used cause the only thing a skeet is good for is there skeet(sperm) The term is widely use across the province of Newfoundland Canada.

Damn skeets spitting all over the sidewalk

45. (skeet) (2↑, 4↓)
skeet: aka: jizz cum sperm ejaculation

i used a condom so my skeet wouldnt get her pregnant

46. (Skeet) (2↑, 4↓)
A term related to the sperm ejaculated from a mans penile area. Not to be taken as a compliment when yelled at you by three black people. Unless you are stupid and the owner of a stanky twanky.

Hey Ashley, skeet skeet\! Thank you, Thank you. That's not a compliment you waste of sperm and egg.

47. (skeet) (4↑, 6↓)
Another word for a slut or hoe a woman who has sex with multiple men all the time.

Yo we ran a train on shauna last night. Word damn....shes a SKEET I'm about to hit her up.

48. (Skeet) (3↑, 5↓)
To ejaculate on/in a warm-blooded being.

I skeeted on Betty last night

49. (skeet) (3↑, 5↓)
a word used to describe someone about whom information is extremely lacking

I know nothing about Bob, he is so skeet.

50. (Skeet) (4↑, 6↓)
A term used in Ulster and North Leinster (Ireland). Skeets ("skayt" in skeet language) are the opposite of rockers, and a variation of spide. Generally wearing a Meckenzie or Fred Perrie tracksuit, carrying a knife and a number one haircut. Most have a vocabulary of about 3, and have the conversational skills of your average garden brick. Skeet language: "Well ba" "Ye startin?" "Aye go on den" "UR MA\!" "Stab ye hay\!" Etc etc Skeet females are like the males, only usually really really fit. Only problem is that the only thing that ever comes out of their mouths is white noise. Generally pregnant or seeking pregnancy. Skeets enjoy beating up rockers, EMOs, stealing, aswell other forms of crime, eating, sleeping and getting each other pregnant. An agressive species, they are attracted to flourescent light, particular glowsticks. There presence is usually signified by the "nst nst nst" dance rythtym of that pigshite they like to call "their" music. Utter gobshites...

Aye he's a pure skeet hay Ye startin son?

Author: Conchúir Ó hÓgáin http://skeet.urbanup.com/2886276
51. (skeet) (6↑, 8↓)
Something which is unfair or disagreeable.

1. That skeet ass stole my beer\! 2. What?\! He stole your beer?\! What a skeeter\! 3. Dude that chemistry test was so skeet.

52. (skeet) (9↑, 11↓)
To ejaculate on or in a person.

Sorry, I didn't mean to skeet in you. Please don't hit me up for child support.

53. (skeet) (9↑, 11↓)
v. To cum on the face (not your own), take cum shots or give a facial.

Skeeting was fun untill he got it in my eye.

54. (skeet) (17↑, 19↓)
(verb) to expell one's semenal fluid upon the visage of a female

John skeeted upon Jane

55. (skeet) (44↑, 46↓)
to [cum] upon a [bitch].

Lil Jon: Skeet, Skeet, Skeet

56. (skeet) (8↑, 10↓)
For all those losers that didnt know its also a shotgun sport where you shoot at clay pigeons that come out of a high and low house from 8 stations in an arc.

Lets go shoot some trap and skeet and maybe some sporting clays.

Author: skeet_shooter http://skeet.urbanup.com/578057
57. (Skeet) (2↑, 5↓)
Adjective describing someone or something that is ridiculously dumb or uncalled for.

Tinash is so skeet, he did not have to lie to us. Today has been so skeet, FML.

Author: Koolaidman123 http://skeet.urbanup.com/4403938
58. (Skeet) (0↑, 3↓)
Closley related to the chav

Closely related to the chav a skeet has all the same characteristics except clothing. The skeet replaces burbury for white traksuits and sports fashion clothes. They usually have little or no hair and usually a piercing or two.

59. (skeet) (1↑, 4↓)
A woman used for the purpose of sexual intercourse and nothing more

I went home with that skeet from up the block.

60. (skeet) (6↑, 9↓)
white stuff your shirt that yur friend borrowed after haveing sex with her brother

" ew chelsie she got skeet on my shirt"

61. (skeet) (6↑, 9↓)
A traditional Newfoundland word for a shifty or untrustworthy person, now adopted as slang among the Newfoundland youth to mean a bad kid. The ones who skip school, who get high, get stoned, smoke...whatever. At my school, most of the skeets are emo.

"Look at her, You can tell she's high. She's such a skeet."

Author: Krazee Kitkat http://skeet.urbanup.com/3330675
62. (Skeet) (3↑, 6↓)
A word used to mean sperm.

Mike: Did you skeet on that girl last night? Joe: No, I couldn't get the skeet to come out\!

63. (skeet) (5↑, 8↓)
Slang word for cum. It is used for making Babies.

(girl)gah you got jizz(skeet) all over my back wered you throw my panties (guy)i threw em out the window bitch shut the fuck up

Author: steven kwiatek http://skeet.urbanup.com/3088525
64. (skeet) (4↑, 7↓)
1. to bust a load all ova dat biatch\! 2. see jizz.

" man just think about those faggots who skeet all up in each otha's mouf's dat be the nastiest skeet ever\!"

65. (skeet) (8↑, 11↓)
To brick on a young womans face, or other degrating area. Like skeet shooting, To pull and shoot.

Hey gary, I skeeted on your sisters face last night\! She McLoved it\!

66. (Skeet) (3↑, 6↓)
Essentially a walking STD. Usually refers to white or caucasian people (mostly men).

You're a f***ing skeet.

Author: CharmaineRoxSox http://skeet.urbanup.com/2088727
67. (skeet) (23↑, 26↓)
semen; cum; jizz; sperm

"Aww skeet skeet" -Lil Jon "There is skeet on the floor\!" = "There is semen on the floor\!"

68. (skeet) (1↑, 4↓)
Origionally, a type of sport engaged in by shooters and bird hunters. It involves a small disc, commonly called a "clay pigeon," being launched in the air and shot at with a shotgun. It has become quite popular in the U.S. since its origionation, and is quite a competitive sport. the shooter must be able to aim and fire quickly at a moving target.

Me: Dude, let's go skeet shooting this weekend Friend: Sure, I hit 20/25 last time, and I just got a skeet choke for my 12 guage.

Author: Punisher .223 http://skeet.urbanup.com/1513084
69. (skeet) (6↑, 9↓)
to bust a nut, usually erratically, over a great distance

all skeet skeet skeet

70. (Skeet) (6↑, 9↓)
To ejaculate semen out of the penis.

I will skeet in yo lemonade.

71. (skeet) (20↑, 23↓)
(n) Semen, sperm; thick white juice that comes of the male penis during ejaculation. (v) To ejaculate; To cum

"It's like a million little pussy cats rubbing my balls. Skeet skeet skeet all over the walls" -Chappelle Show - Kneehigh Park

Author: Murphizzle Dizzle http://skeet.urbanup.com/1172881
72. (skeet) (21↑, 24↓)
To eject sperm,cum,semen,etc. from the male's urethra (in the penis) and onto or into a bitch, or female.

After fucking the bitch, I accidentally skeeted in her coochie instead of her mouth

73. (skeet) (5↑, 8↓)
n. cheap v. to skeet, skeeted : to be cheat someone out of something or to be cheated

1. This toy broke the first day I got it, what a skeet toy. 2. Man, Alex told me I could have a free happy meal and Rachael got it instead. I got skeeted out of a happy meal.

74. (skeet) (7↑, 10↓)
- to jizz

why do i need an example? example: TO JIZZ

Author: c+r music factory http://skeet.urbanup.com/732207
75. (Skeet) (18↑, 21↓)
To [Bust a nut], generally in a sloppy manner.

Skeetin in her throat, had me goin insane like cocaine. - Shyne

76. (skeet) (22↑, 25↓)
to ejaculate in a somewhat erractic manner; to cum, bust a nut

Damn; you just skeeted all over her tits. Don't you skeet in my eye.

77. (skeet) (39↑, 42↓)
to blast upon a female.

last night suzy let me go skeet shooting. (alternate: i straight skeeted on a bitch\!)

Author: Steve Stoddard http://skeet.urbanup.com/19934
78. (Skeet) (2↑, 6↓)
A type of hacky sack were a pearson has to hit the hack 2 times and then kick it at a nother pearson and if you are hit and do not save your self(hit it before it hits the ground) you are out

You got hit so your out "skeet"

79. (Skeet) (1↑, 5↓)
Means, Sperm Or Sum.

"While We Were Having Sex, Skeet Came Out."

Author: ilovejeffhardy2009 http://skeet.urbanup.com/4164718
80. (Skeet) (1↑, 5↓)
My girl raven

My girl raven is skeet

81. (skeet) (3↑, 7↓)
Alternate term for [mayonnaise]. Like the male ejaculate, mayo is white and creamy with a taste that many people like but others hate.

(person is ordering at [McDonald's] drive-thru) Yo let me get two [McChicken] sandwiches, no skeet please.

82. (Skeet) (4↑, 8↓)
A word the [Manx] ([Isle of Man]) person would use instead of [gossip], the [biggest] [gossipers] on the world. [Skeet] can travel from one end of the Island to the other in amazingly little time.

Dave "What's the skeet fella?" Juan "I saw Bob down strand street going into Anne Summers on Tuesday\!\! Dirty shag\!"

83. (Skeet) (4↑, 8↓)
1- To Sperm 2- Cocaine

"I Skeeted on that bitches face" "Yo dawg, You wanna get some skeet?"

Author: huntadizzlefoshizzle http://skeet.urbanup.com/3037599
84. (skeet) (2↑, 6↓)
squirt any liquid, be it water from a [hose pipe], ketchup from a squirt bottle, or the now famous semen.

skeet that water up over there.

85. (skeet) (4↑, 8↓)
nickname for doug's best friend in the show Doug on Nickeolodeon in the 90s

Skeeter: Hey Doug\! Doug: Hey Skeet

86. (skeet) (3↑, 7↓)
A person (usually of the female gender) who is usually on the recieving end of the ejaculation. (she is the girl who sleeps with everyone's man)

You damn skeet\!\!\!\! get away from my man before i slap you to the floor\!

87. (skeet) (7↑, 11↓)
During the early 1400's, the ancient african tribe Jawamba used to celebreate the coming winter season. During the late fall months they would select a female to represent the earth. On the day of the winter celebration all of the men in the tribe would dance around her while flogging their willies and chanting "ahhh skeet skeet skeet." Eventually they would all blast their juices upon her like a flock of seagulls taking flight. After she is covered in the white man sauce she looks like the dark earth covered with snow. After the celebration, the tribesmen invite the rest of the women in the tribe to lick it off of her.

Aunt tillie caught a load of skeet in the face from her pet chalupa today. You better not skeet in my cooch this time mortimer\! Use the skeet Luke\!

Author: Flogging Jawambas http://skeet.urbanup.com/2405339
88. (skeet) (1↑, 5↓)
A new definition coming around for skeet means: to snort cocaine, or to get high on cocaine. skeeted (past tense)-to be high on cocaine

"hey man, wanna go skeet this coke before my parents get home??" "bro, im sooooo skeeted from this 8-ball"

89. (skeet) (6↑, 10↓)
sperm that is releasing from a mans penis.

WOAH, did he just skeet on that couch?

Author: granniepieandcum http://skeet.urbanup.com/2138186
90. (Skeet) (8↑, 12↓)
1. To ejaculte; cum 2. Cigarette 3. The act of smoking

1. Skeet skeet skeet like a water hose. 2. "Ay, hook me up with some skeets." 3. "Nigguh', gimme one of yo' biggs so we can skeet outside."

91. (skeet) (21↑, 25↓)
The act of stroking your cock to the point where creamy warm jizz pours out. a.k.a. Ejaculation, jacking off, etc.

Wow\! I can't believe Asher Meyers just skeeted while reading the Chris Rock book.

92. (skeet) (24↑, 28↓)
A word meaning cum that somehow white people don't understand yet.

I was railing the shit out of this bitch, and then I pulled out and skeeted all over her face.

93. (Skeet) (0↑, 4↓)
A word used in place of vulgar language.

Where the skeet have you been? What the skeet? The skeetin' girl wouldnt hury up.

Author: Krissy O'Heron http://skeet.urbanup.com/1633519
94. (skeet) (11↑, 15↓)
excretion of manspackle in or upon an object

With Kirstyn, I can skeet in her birth controlled vag. But with Tori, she tells me to pull-out and skeet wherever, so I skeet skeet in her blender and make her mom a protein shake.

95. (skeet) (19↑, 23↓)
where the process of cum is shot on girl guy etc.....mostly on face

bob skeeted on charlie while charlie skeeted on bob

96. (skeet) (10↑, 14↓)
dat white shit dat comes out ya dick wen u beat yo meat or have sex wit a gurl

open yo mouth so i can skeet in it

Author: Peter Mitchell http://skeet.urbanup.com/1557291
97. (skeet) (15↑, 19↓)
cum flys out of dick really fast... preferably in an act of disrespect towards your mate aka your dick sucker aka your best friends mom

i gonna skeet on ya eyeballs

98. (skeet) (12↑, 16↓)
Man jelly. Also defined as a special juice, held in the male sack. This juice determines if your kids look cute, or really fucked up.

-Is that skeet on your teeth? -Justin smells like skeet. -Margot's nuts contain skeet.

Author: Justin (J-Dirty) http://skeet.urbanup.com/1437062
99. (Skeet) (5↑, 9↓)
to ejaculate; cum; nut or bust

I'm bout to skeet all in your face. Don't make a skeet stain on my sheet.

100. (skeet) (9↑, 13↓)
1. To squirt yo man juice all up on a hoe

I skeeted on Mr Millers face

101. (skeet) (10↑, 14↓)
A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations. another form of shooting but you dont use a gun and hopefully they are blanks

Shane, your cousin made me skeet all over the front of your pants. Mrs. Fiasco, this class is skeet.

102. (Skeet) (10↑, 14↓)
to have an erectile discharge

He skeeted on my face.

103. (skeet) (7↑, 11↓)
ta bus a nut. to cum, ejaculate

That bitch couldnt swallow all my skeet\!

104. (skeet) (6↑, 10↓)
the white creamy shit that is skirted on a girl or in her mouth do to the fact of a man ejaculating. Yes bitches swallow .

My skeet when all in Connor's mom's mouth after fucking the shit out of her.

105. (skeet) (5↑, 9↓)
verb. from the Latin root "ske" meaning to project... To project a reproductive flagelum (sperm) which is useful for bonding together several pieces of wood and insulting people.

Ms. Haugen sent me to the office, so I skeeted on her. Then I skeeted on her dog, her house, and her family. Then i skeeted on wood so that I could make a birdhouse.

Author: Jeffrey Weller http://skeet.urbanup.com/1054297
106. (skeet) (20↑, 24↓)
Noun: used to describe bustin a fat load on that bitches chin, or any other facial area

that bitch was suckin my dick n right became i came i skeeted on the ho'

107. (skeet) (8↑, 12↓)
To jack off. Derives from a shooting game in which you say,"Pull" and then shoot.When we all know that you actually pull and then shoot diferent stuff\!

That guy skeeted all over her face'and she looks like a [freak]

108. (skeet) (54↑, 58↓)
in st. louis we have been using skeet for a couple years as three things 1. something really small 2. something unfair or cheap or something not appreciated 3. a verb if a person exemplfies something in def. 2

those are some skeet shorts that test was so skeet chris skeeted me by not paying me back

109. (skeet) (4↑, 8↓)
a mans sperm

When Beth sucked Bobs dick she had skeet on her face

Author: Carmen Jones http://skeet.urbanup.com/583195
110. (Skeet) (4↑, 8↓)
When a male releases his natural fluids.

Those are the whitest teeth I have skeet across. P.S Have a skeetn' good evenin'

111. (skeet) (20↑, 24↓)
to ejaculate so hard your cum shoots out and hits a chick in the face. often times when a person ejaculates it is difficult to control and will hit other various objects around the room.

Jim, I am sorry for skeeting all over your bed when I was doing your mom. Oh and jim i skeeted on your sister's face and your lamp.

112. (skeet) (7↑, 11↓)
skeet is cum. it's getting popular due to the ying tang twins song shake it like a salt shaker.

skeet so much they call me billy ocean.

113. (skeet) (17↑, 21↓)
to busta load

Abe skeeted down Matt's throat.

114. (SKEET) (7↑, 11↓)
the act of ejaculation, male or female, onto something

watching BET Uncut can make you want to skeet

115. (skeet) (25↑, 29↓)
Skeeting is the release of liquid substance.

I skeeted in lil shawty last night\! That watergun got a lot of skeetin power\!\!

116. (Skeet) (22↑, 26↓)
In Wexford Ireland we used to use this word to describe a good-looking girl...is it used with this meaning anywhere else??

she's a right skeet

117. (Skeet) (10↑, 14↓)
The Newry variation on the term "Spide". Scumbags, the ruiners of all that is good. The reason the human-race is the way it is.

Nuke the Skeets.

118. (skeet) (6↑, 10↓)
sperm

yo mamma swallows skeet

119. (skeet) (49↑, 53↓)
\<verb\> The release of sperm.

"I just skeet my load on her ass"

120. (skeet) (1↑, 6↓)
female ejaculate

"she asked me to smack her ass so I whomped her good and she skeeted all over the bed."

121. (skeet) (1↑, 6↓)
A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

"they hold a skeet every weekend during the summer"

122. (skeet) (8↑, 13↓)
The thing I do everytime I see SADIESYKES\!

"woah..look at sadie\!" "*skeeeeeet\!*" "AWE MAN\! WHY'D YOU SKEET?\!?\!?\!?\!" "because i saw sadiesykes\!"

Author: Nicoleioliolioli http://skeet.urbanup.com/2802570
123. (skeet) (1↑, 6↓)
In the dirty south: Cum. Male cum. To fling cum out of penis. West coast meaning is: to go. To leave.

"Last night I skeeted all over her grill." "I'm about to skeet, so I'll hit you up later."

Author: Crystal Pistol http://skeet.urbanup.com/2338724
124. (skeet) (3↑, 8↓)
Taken from the Manx (Isle of Man) for "News", "Gossip", or "Peek". 'Skeet' mean to have a nosey into something, either somebody elses business, or anything else that requires you to "look". The term can also mean "deal" or "business".

"Alright there yessir? Got any skeet?" Hello there my friend, have you heard any gossip recently? "Just gna take a skeet out the window" I'm going to have a look out the window, maybe there are some scally fights worth watching. "So there fella, whats the skeet here?" So what's the deal with this then mate? (Man takes out a newspaper) "Just reading the skeet.." I'm just reading the news.

125. (skeet) (4↑, 9↓)
particularly in St. Louis, "skeet" can mean small, as in ridiculously so, or can be used similarly to the term "gypped," sometimes used similarly to "That sucks."

"Girl that skirt is WAY too skeet to wear out. You look like a slut." or "I got skeeted this paycheck, they didn't pay my overtime." or "My laptop died." "Oh, that's skeet."

126. (skeet) (7↑, 12↓)
Ejaculate - verb To eject semen from the end of your penis.

yo ob, lookie dis.. SKEET SKEET\! pwned biyatch\!

127. (skeet) (18↑, 23↓)
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet\!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. The first use of this term in rap music can be traced to 1996. The birth rate among unmarried African-American women dropped by 18% over the next 10 years, proving the effectiveness of this invention. However, the other tribes of the land (most notably, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans (with hot sauce). The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.

"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."

Author: Skeet Shooter http://skeet.urbanup.com/1647637
128. (skeet) (7↑, 12↓)
to ejaculate, jizz, splooge, sperm, penis pudding, cum, on your woman

im finna skeet on your face

129. (skeet) (9↑, 14↓)
Male ejaculate discharged at such monumental velocity as to possibly shatter clay pottery or stoneware.

"I woke up just about to skeet the sheets, but I really wish I could have video taped that dream for rewinds." Or, "When I saw that new girl in class, I almost skeet myself\!"

130. (skeet) (3↑, 8↓)
to ejaculate in a woman's face; to leave apbruptly

im gonna skeet skeet in your face. let's skeet out of here

131. (skeet) (3↑, 8↓)
1. to shoot a load of cum 2. a funny word to use at any tim

1. o shit jeff, you boyfriend just skeeted in your eye 2. ya well i'll skeet on you

132. (skeet) (6↑, 11↓)
to cum everywhere....I mean EVERYWHERE.

Josh skeeted all over his own face on accident. He even got skeet in his hair.

133. (skeet) (7↑, 12↓)
To Bust A Nut All Over A Dirty Hoes Face And Then Making The Bitch Lick The Shit

I Skeeted All Over Her

134. (skeet) (9↑, 14↓)
Skeet can either mean..Cum, Semen, Splurge..cummy cum cum. Or it can mean..Like, an orgasam, the point of orgasaming...AHHHHHH SKEET\!\!\!

Awww shit girl...turn around, i'm bout to skeet skeet.

135. (skeet) (28↑, 33↓)
common word used in hip hop, most common use is the ejaculate on someone or somethin

angelo used his dick to skeet all over dana's virgin eyes

136. (skeet) (25↑, 30↓)
semen, cum, the white stuff, jizz

i style my hair with fresh skeet

Author: tylerisyourdad http://skeet.urbanup.com/957592
137. (skeet) (6↑, 11↓)
to ejaculate all over someones face

bob had skeet last night

138. (skeet) (50↑, 55↓)
something I would love to do on the olsen twins\!

All over thier faces

Author: none of yo beeswax http://skeet.urbanup.com/785711
139. (skeet) (23↑, 28↓)
to splooge or cum all over a female

Don't splooge on me\!

Author: chrisa giato http://skeet.urbanup.com/736129
140. (skeet) (32↑, 37↓)
to release sperm all over some bitches face

"bitch I'm gonna skeet on you"

141. (SKEET) (16↑, 21↓)
1. The sound a water sprinkler makes when it's turned on: "SKEET, SKEET, SKEET" 2. A slang term that implies ejaculating in a forceful or erratic manner.

That girl makes me want to skeet all over her face\!

142. (skeet) (5↑, 10↓)
1. A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations with semen.

Hey Jim, I tried to skeet on that clay pigeon, but my ejaculation wasn't powerful enought. Maybe if you gave me a rusty trombone next time?

Author: Biff (Ice Nigga) Henderson http://skeet.urbanup.com/614555
143. (skeet) (7↑, 12↓)
A pers Newry/South Down version of the Spide, who likes the yokes and dance music

hes a pure skeet

144. (skeet) (9↑, 14↓)
What a fly honey causes her man to do...

"Shawty crunk, on the floor wide open; skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean" Ying Yang Twins

145. (Skeet) (0↑, 6↓)
A female who is comfortable with her sexuality and not afraid to use what she got to get what she wants. A skeet is not a ho but is very selective of who she chooses to sleep with. A skeet can use her skeet powers for good or for bad.

Look to the stars cause you da biggest [skeet] I ever knew\!\!\!

Author: Poppa Skeet Skeet http://skeet.urbanup.com/5168799
146. (skeet) (0↑, 6↓)
White trash usually dressed in a tucked up fall zipper jacket (Columbia), stinking of tobacco smoke to lazy to complete a real sentence or even a word.

Even Brittany's feet are tar stained shes such a skeet.

147. (skeet) (4↑, 10↓)
A word that if you have to look it up on Urban Dictionary at this point, you are probably white.

You know what's so dope about "skeet"? It's that white people don't know what it means yet... When they figure it out, they're going to be like, "My God, what have we done?\!" - Dave Chappelle

148. (skeet) (2↑, 8↓)
a female slut who likes to be skeeted on

That girl Brittany who fucked your boyfriend she is a skeet.

149. (skeet) (0↑, 6↓)
not male sperm. it is simply a ho, slut, or skank

yo your bangin that skeet tisha? man shes been all around the block. use a rubber boy

150. (skeet) (0↑, 6↓)
v. to drop a banana item in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on it and skid out

Scott: "Oh crap\! I slipped on a banana and skidded into the water\!" Steve: "Yeah, I skeeted all over that sharp turn."

151. (skeet) (9↑, 15↓)
v. To squirt or spray. Commonly used when referring to bodily fluids.

"...make your blood skeet with a mop." -Kool G Rap "Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet."-Lil' John

152. (Skeet) (17↑, 23↓)
A term used mostly by urban Connecticut teenagers, meaning 'whore' or 'slut'. Mostly used on females.

Guy 1: Yo, you know that girl Tiffany? Gu 2: Yeh. Guy 1: She be playin' Javon and Jon\! She's a skeet. Guy 2: Werd.

153. (skeet) (9↑, 15↓)
to bust a nut in one bitch's face

Martice skeeted all over abi, kinda.

154. (skeet) (7↑, 13↓)
To pull out and ejaculate onto your sex partner.

Little Jimmy skeeted on his sister Jane so they wouldnt have to tell thier parents they need an abortion.

155. (skeet) (3↑, 9↓)
to bust a nut; to cum

im so horny i needa skeet

156. (skeet) (6↑, 12↓)
A spontanious cumbustion of sperm usually after sexual intercourse or after enduring pornography.

I'll whip my balls out right now i dont care skeet skeet skeet skeet\!

157. (skeet) (6↑, 12↓)
to skeet implies to ejaculate on an object or a person

" i went skeet all over the wall" made famous by lil jon and the eastside boyz

158. (skeet) (26↑, 32↓)
To jizz all over somebody, usually a woman; to emmit the white goodness from your body

Bitch\! Don't make me skeet all over you just to make you shut up\!

159. (skeet) (5↑, 11↓)
To ejaculate on one's face.

I'd like to skeet that bitch.

Author: Chief Slapa Cracka http://skeet.urbanup.com/1434483
160. (skeet) (8↑, 14↓)
to ejaculate onto someone or something

Last night I went skeet skeet skeet on my girlfriend

161. (skeet) (8↑, 14↓)
skeet is the term for splooge that most white people dont know so its legal to say it on the radio and tv

"... aww skeet skeet motha fucker.." (lil jon and the eastside boyz-get low) "i skeeted all over her face last night," stated kyle

162. (skeet) (11↑, 17↓)
to bust nut, spew, jizz, cum, ejaculate

hey, Todd today i skeeted in my hair

163. (skeet) (5↑, 11↓)
v)-To ejaculate apon someone/something. n)-semen, sperm, cum, boy batter, love juice, hot dog flavored water....you get the picture

After ten tubes of lube, two vibrators, and a cucumber, Jeff finally attained skeetdom in the deep, moist confines of Robert's mangina

Author: Define-o-matic http://skeet.urbanup.com/1248840
164. (skeet) (9↑, 15↓)
To spill the dice out of a Yachtzee cup

"hey Gary, quite stallin' and skeet the dice already\!"

Author: Derek Christman http://skeet.urbanup.com/1146037
165. (skeet) (6↑, 12↓)
to shoot semen all over a girl to ejaculate

Im bout to find me a women that skeet skeet skeet skeet Ima keep smokin till i reach my peak peak peak peak Or till im stuck and my body feel weak weak weak weak weak -Ludacris: Blueberry Yum Yum

166. (skeet) (6↑, 12↓)
to release semen when aroused onto an unsuspecting partner

skeet skeet skeet all on your face

167. (skeet) (2↑, 8↓)
1. semen; ejaculate 2. Sex

You got on skeet all over me. Baby, you got skeet over my pants. I'm sorry, sis, did I got skeet all over you?

Author: Henry Cooper http://skeet.urbanup.com/910774
168. (skeet) (9↑, 15↓)
To cum all over ur bitch.

Ill give u a nice facial with my skeet bitch\!

169. (skeet) (11↑, 17↓)
to bust a large/small load

Johnny to rob: damn man, i didnt mean to skeet on your ass.

Author: SaLtY YoGuRt http://skeet.urbanup.com/774255
170. (Skeet) (10↑, 16↓)
cum shot to one's face

he skeeted all over her

171. (skeet) (9↑, 15↓)
My best friend's name\! I mean seriously, what's so funny about Skeet? He's kinda obnoxious, and he gets up in everyone's business all the time. I guess we should all make room for Skeet in our lives.

Hey Skeet\! Wow Skeet, you're everywhere\! I take Skeet to school with me\!

172. (skeet) (2↑, 8↓)
u heard the song "get low": a hoe, someone who gives a guy what he wants like [booty] or she gives him head

Sean: hey gurl wanna give me skeet Gurl: Sure\!What do you want to do? Sean: Suck my di(k please\! Gurl: Okay(she's a skeet)

173. (skeet) (3↑, 9↓)
to project anything

i done skeeted on her face

174. (Skeet) (0↑, 7↓)
1. Skeet Pet name for a kid who's small and wiry but who has an infectious way about him or an ability to sting you if you piss him off. 2. Skeet Slang term that is often used to crudely refer to that which is essential to conceiving human life. 3. Skeet Men who are nicknamed Skeet usually are also likely to have a very masculine or life-giving name like [Jesse], [Isaiah], or [Elijah]. Someone, usually a male relative, gives a male child the nickname "Skeet" when it becomes apparent that this boy-man personifies the essence of manliness. As adults, Skeets are usually strong, carefree life givers, who can only tame themselves.

Man 1: Hey did you see how lil' Skeet blackened that kid's eye? Man 2: Yeah. He may be the smallest kid on the block, but he's got the biggest heart\! I hope he and my boy become good friends.

175. (Skeet) (0↑, 7↓)
A random thrusting movement with the pelvic area.

Derek likes to skeet spontaneously. SKEEEET\!

Author: Oh Sexy One of the Lemons http://skeet.urbanup.com/3267217
176. (skeet) (1↑, 8↓)
i once asked one of my black friends and he said... it was the dirtiest, raunchiest fuckin that you could do to a girl... RIP george

what you do to a ho.. thats really all she is, just a ho, so fuck it... why not just "go to town" she is a ho after all... thats what it is to skeet

177. (skeet) (2↑, 9↓)
In Newfoundland, we use many slang terms that can't be found anywhere else. To us, a skeet is an ugly or unhygenic person, or generally someone who is hard looking. Sometimes it is used as an exaggeration to indicate the opposite as well.

Liz's new boyfriend is a real dirtbag. Boy, what a skeet.

Author: NastyNickDyson http://skeet.urbanup.com/2563452
178. (Skeet) (9↑, 16↓)
when a man squirts his white sprite all over a female and slaps her in the sphincter.

I like to skeet on my hos\!

Author: Jennifer Spaghetti http://skeet.urbanup.com/2004889
179. (skeet) (8↑, 15↓)
cum , jizz , sperm , man juice , splooge , gg noob

i makea a skeeta ona lindsey B=======D \skeet \skeet \skeet \skeet ( . )( . )

180. (skeet) (4↑, 11↓)
1. To Masterbate 2. Sperm

1. I skeet to porn. 2. I got skeet all over her face.

181. (skeet) (8↑, 15↓)
v. To ejaculate. The word, a prime example of African-American barbarism, is primarily found in the primitive tribal chantings of rap/hip-hop "musicians" where, along with the majority of the rest of any given song's lyrics, it is repeated at high speed for several minutes at a time; also, as with other rap/hip-hop lyrics, its usage is spread by rampant and shameless plagiarism, which will maintain its usage in this rudimentary form of "music" for the next 20 to 30 years, or until rap/hip-hop "musicians" are rounded up in pens and slaughtered to be processed into food and clothing products.

Ex. 1: "Skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet..." Ex. 2: I'm normally a mellow, easygoing guy, but today I had just bought a new 12-gauge shotgun, and it was the wrong day for six kids in a gold-plated 1947 Ford Motherfucker with a quarter-inch of ground clearance to yell out their window at me while driving by at a tenth of a mile per hour. I distinctly remember that just before I put six shots into the stereo speakers in their doors and trunk, I heard something that sounded like, "Skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet..."

182. (Skeet) (14↑, 21↓)
A term that most black people think was thought up by a rapper, and think that any given caucasian who doesn't listen to rap but says 'skeet' anyways thinks he has no idea what he said, i.e. ejaculating, semen, etc. Actually a form of rifle-sportsmanship.

1. He is so good at using his rifle, he hit a skeet without even trying. 2.Stupid black/Wigger: Dude, I can't believe skeet shooting is an sport\! Informed person: What, did you think it was athletic masturbation? B/W: You mean it's not?

183. (SkEeT) (6↑, 13↓)
(verb) (noun) 1*SkEEt\skeet discs used as shooting targets to simulate a bird in flight 2*SkeEt\skeettO cUm, jiz, ejaculate 3*sKeEt\skeetto hurry. to leave. get out\!

EXAMPLE1- damn joe you wanna go shoot some skeet this afternoon?\! EXAMPLE2- BoY i skeeted all ovah that bitch\! EXAMPLE3- Man we goin to Johns house\! Lets skeet\! We had to skeet before tha cops got there\!

184. (skeet) (3↑, 10↓)
money shot in some bitch's eye(pink eye son)

adam skeeted on eve last night

185. (skeet) (8↑, 15↓)
1. a hoe 2. To bust a nut

1.Dat gurl Cymone is a skeet she done fucked da whole skool. 2.Yea I skeeted all ova da bitch's face

Author: Datghettogossiper http://skeet.urbanup.com/1074501
186. (skeet) (7↑, 14↓)
snorting cocaine or it can also refer to a person...a skeeter(someone who snorts cocaine)

don't hang out with them they are skeeters.

187. (Skeet) (7↑, 14↓)
(N.) A Euphemism for Ejaculate. It's a simple as that.

No White person knows what "Skeet" means, so you can have some fun with the word at Work or School. Intrestingly enough, no White person has even heard that word before Dave Chappelle or the Yin Yang Twins in "Saltshaker"(: "Skeet so much, they call her Billy Ocean." That's funny as shit, by the way.)

188. (skeet) (2↑, 9↓)
to bust a fatty on someone's dome

dude i so skeeted adam hes a n3wb

Author: KaRloZ NIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ http://skeet.urbanup.com/539992
189. (skeet) (6↑, 13↓)
a female who sleeps with a lot guys and wonders why they play her all the time.

yo that hoe camille is a skeet\! you could get with that easy :)

Author: brooklyn hater http://skeet.urbanup.com/419399
190. (skeet) (2↑, 9↓)
Smaller than usual; cheap; not the right size (too small).

Man, Jack has some skeet pants on today\!

191. (Skeet) (0↑, 8↓)
an adjective for something that is really really really cool, mostly used by white kidds.

Dooood Nikki, your new hoodie's total skeet\!

Author: that rican skater chick http://skeet.urbanup.com/3209350
192. (Skeet) (2↑, 10↓)
Coitus Interruptus, The act of withdrawing the genitalia from the female's vagina and ejaculating elsewhere. Used to prevent unwanted pregnancy. It has a 20% failure rate.

Even a nigger with 24s can get skeeted on... AH AH AH AH AH .... .... ....Red, White, n Bluuuuuuue .... .... .... ....Spinnnnnnnnnnn and da rims don't stop sucka roll up get ....chopped wit mah glock\! .... .... .... ....Skeet skeet AH\! Skeet skeet AH\! Skeet skeet AH\! Skeet skeet Ah

193. (Skeet) (3↑, 11↓)
A slur used on the island of Newfoundland, Canada. It is derived from the Irish word "skeet" meaning "hoodlum." Refers to a white person who imitates black culture (especially rap/hip hop subcultures) including speech, clothes, and general behavior patterns. Can also be used an an adjective. Synonymous with [wigger].

"That guy is a skeet." "He is so skeety."

194. (skeet) (6↑, 14↓)
The actual word skeet was first used in a song by Devin The Dude in Dr. Dre's Chronic 2001.

Lemme drop some shit about this bitch I used to know She gave ya boy the head and said don't let nobody know A bonafide pro, I had to grab the hoe She got freaky in yo' sixty-fo', I skeeted in her throat

195. (skeet) (5↑, 13↓)
to unload your man piece upon yo' woman's back cause she's wearing sexy lingerie and won't give you no 'gina

Mondre likes to skeet all over his girl.

196. (skeet) (9↑, 17↓)
St. Louis slang for short amount of, or something foul.

Man my check was skeet.

197. (skeet) (2↑, 10↓)
An expression used when desiring something to be thrown to you. For example: a koosh(ball), a football, etc.

Amanda and Katy are throwing a football back and forth and Yasmin decides she wants to join in...instead of asking..she merely yells out "skeet" and puts her hands in a catching position while looking at he/she whom has possession of the object.

198. (skeet) (3↑, 11↓)
To bussa nut on someone

I skeeted on Todd pen0s dongle

199. (skeet) (10↑, 18↓)
skeet can mean basically anything you want as long as you do not use it in a lame way.

Man thats so skeet how we had to take that pop quiz. Dude pass it over stop being so skeet.

200. (skeet) (2↑, 10↓)
high up and nerd type pants

Her pants were so skeet

Author: rowe 'dfbdfbs http://skeet.urbanup.com/1136732
201. (skeet) (4↑, 12↓)
What a lawyer officially becomes once he has stepped out of a perfectly fine plane wearing a parachute, a sport known as 'skydiving'.

Hey dad, look\! Yes, so-wow\! look at that, son. its skeet\! I thought it was a skydiver, dad\! Not when he's a lawyer\! Here, let me go get our shotgun....

202. (skeet) (3↑, 11↓)
Adj. -describes something smaller than normal. Often used when someone is unsatisfied with the amount of [reefer] they have.

1. I gave Jim $100 for an [OZ], but all I got was this skeet [dime bag]. 2. All I have is this skeet [spliff], but it's [dro] so it should still get us [blitzed].

203. (skeet) (3↑, 11↓)
A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations. IDIOTS\!\!\!

The man was skeeting in his backyard.

204. (skeet) (5↑, 13↓)
In the Song "Get Low", when the L'il John says "y'all skeet skeet" he's telling everybody in the club to leave. He does this because he wants some 'alone time' with the girl he's dancing with. (so that he can 'pop her pussy on the floor')

Y'all skeet skeet motherf**** Y'all skeet skeet god d***

205. (skeet) (9↑, 17↓)
cocaine or the act of snorting coke

Let's get skeeted. Let's skeet the slopes.

206. (skeet) (1↑, 9↓)
man all you fools is stupid. when some one is skeeted they'er on [coke].

man i took a bump of that white girl and i am so skeeted.

Author: rick james bitch http://skeet.urbanup.com/613386
207. (skeet) (1↑, 10↓)
to move or leave, usually by car, as in exiting a party and heading back to the pad.

Hey man, this party is whack, let's skeet on over to the house.

208. (skeet) (8↑, 17↓)
A person who hangs out by a school or tunnel seven days a week. They are usually found selling smokes or weed, or are trying to scrap anyone that comes near them. they commnly say things like "yes bah", "buddy luh", "gimmie dat", "I needs a smoke bah", or "yer a fag". They hang in groups of three to five, usually by a leader to is most commnly the drug dealer or is of age to by beer and smokes. The leader is usually kicked out when they disrespect another skeet member of the group, this is when a new group forms and is also how they multiply. There language is a form of baymen slash gansta, its quite unique. They all think there gangsters but the language totally throws them off, which then leads most people to call them skeets.

"wheres me smokes bah" "fuk" "shut da fuk up" "yiss" "yer mudder bah" "fag" "wheres me fukin smokes bah" "look at them skeets by the tunnel"

209. (skeet) (6↑, 15↓)
The Dutch word for shit. An Ebonics word meaning "to orgasm" (males).

Skeet, skeet, skeet\!

210. (skeet) (2↑, 11↓)
a tight or well fitting garment. preferably very snug as if you stole it from a young child. skeet pants worn by women can cause yeast infections....or extremely uncomfortable camel toe.

WHy is ol' girl wearin that skeet shirt? it looks like she stole it form her lil sister.

211. (Skeet) (3↑, 12↓)
Alternative use of s'keet (has nothing to do with cum). A person who is nasty in a playful way or wilds out alot. Also can be known as a skeeter for males.

I seen you dancing at the club, you skeet/skeeter. Daron, you are such a skeeter...we saw you skeetin with all them chicks at the meeting; tryin to get their number.

212. (skeet) (2↑, 11↓)
copulation, cumsauce, the act of releasing seminal fluid

shaky mo loves it when you skeet all over his face. i was watching the cosby show and when mrs huxtable comes on the screen i skeet inside my boxers. i tend to skeet at abnormal times, for instance me and jobu were walking through the zoo and i saw this sexy giraffe and skeet instantly made its way through my underwear, there was so much that it was visible on my pants.

213. (skeet) (6↑, 15↓)
skeet is cocaine, you know that white powda

that was some good skeet last night

214. (skeet) (5↑, 14↓)
A form of shooting in which clay targets are shot into the air so as to simulate birds. Can be used as a verb, as to "skeet for hunting practice."

Oh shit, nigga, you skeet like it ain't no thang\!

215. (skeet) (2↑, 11↓)
an animal. with its own special language.they are usually creeps.

skylar swinney is a skeet

216. (skeet) (5↑, 14↓)
to smoke crack or snort cocaine (also skeeted or skeeted out refers to someone who is high on crack or cocaine)

That guy on the corner looked really skeeted

217. (skeet) (6↑, 15↓)
In the Isle of Man, to skeet means to gossip. Or just gossip. Or to have a good nose.

"What's the skeet, yesser?" "I'm sat here having a good skeet at the passer's by"

218. (skeet) (1↑, 11↓)
originating from da midwest it means to come short of or pretty much not get what u expect or should get

Damn nigga this sack is hella skeet its a fuckin 3 gram dub this sum bullshit cuz. Damn all u niggaz is chargin 25 for a dub of sum reggie thats hella skeet. What u mean he stole my money what a fuckin skeet ass bitch.

219. (skeet) (3↑, 13↓)
To squirt out magical balls of children in a pleasurable way.

Mind if I skeet on your face? AHH SKEET SKEET SKEET

220. (skeet) (1↑, 11↓)
A hoe, Girl who jumps from one guy to his friend and loves to lie and cause drama and problems for her own enjoyment

Dude: Ayo are you still going out wit jenny? Dude 2: I left that bitch last week and she going out wit my boy now. Fuck that skeet

Author: Anonymous1000 http://skeet.urbanup.com/2308481
221. (skeet) (1↑, 11↓)
1. n. A female who hoes around. 2. v. the act of hoeing around.

1. That skeet tried to fuck my man last night. 2. That bitch always skeetin around, been with 5 guys in the past week.

Author: Karamel Kisses http://skeet.urbanup.com/1664513
222. (skeet) (5↑, 15↓)
-to be cheap or skeet

That kid is so damn skeet.

Author: asdfasdfqwerty http://skeet.urbanup.com/1143360
223. (skeet) (4↑, 14↓)
- to be cheap or be too small

That f'in a is so skeet.

Author: asdfasdfqwerty http://skeet.urbanup.com/1143348
224. (skeet) (2↑, 12↓)
A game involving shotguns where you attempt to hit "clays" (small discs like miniature frisbees) thrown by a launcher from both a low and a high point, also called "houses." You get 25 shells and move through a set of 8 stations located inbetween the high and low houses. Best out of 25 wins.

When I go skeet shooting, I can't hit shit at station 8.

225. (skeet) (5↑, 15↓)
skeet, to shat upon ones bitch, or to simply bust a nutt all ovr her

shitt son, i fuckin skeeted all the fuck over that bitch, i pwnt her

226. (skeet) (2↑, 12↓)
A kid with a hot bod and a big dip in his mouth. "skeets" are commonly found roaming the justice building.

I' with skeeter. You can also call me skeety pablo but not screech.

227. (skeet) (2↑, 12↓)
a white boy named smear that goes to Orange High ; skeet smear

skeet smells like skeet

228. (skeet) (5↑, 15↓)
to ejaculate into a person, dog, or object opening in themself and feel great pleasure and pain at the same time. also to cum into a grls mouth named samie who left u with crabs and genetal warts and then killed herself the next day.

i want to skeet on samie but shes already dead....too bad

229. (skeet) (3↑, 13↓)
Where I'm from, skeet is a slang word for a dirty person, or someone who looks poorly dressed, and would likely commit small crimes. A person of low morals, and it can be seen by looking at them.

Man, that guy joe is such a skeet. He dresses like a dirtbag, and steals trinkets from stores. Also, he's alsways up to no good.

Author: Idon'tlikeskeets http://skeet.urbanup.com/713340
230. (skeet) (4↑, 14↓)
when ya man cum inside ya bitch yo\!

crunk btiches do dis shit

231. (skeet) (2↑, 12↓)
really small in size or quantity

"Damn Malik that shirt is skeet\! I can see your lungs expanding when you breathe\!" "Can I get another milkshake? This one is extra skeet."

232. (skeet) (5↑, 15↓)
Skeet is a term used to described that Ya-O. for whiteys that means Cocain. Billy Ocean was an 80's musician that "skeeted" so much he went off in the cranium. Thank you

"skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean" skeet ---\>cocain, not spooge losers

233. (Skeet) (5↑, 15↓)
One who allowes hot guys to cum on her.

Corrie is a skeet fo shizzle. Even skeet gotta eat.

Author: Shanequa Shanaynay http://skeet.urbanup.com/398850
234. (Skeet) (3↑, 14↓)
To give someone a high five

i skeeted when my friend walked by

Author: White homefry http://skeet.urbanup.com/1245340
235. (skeet) (5↑, 16↓)
Lil' Johns way of saying he will bust a nut all over your face.

" I will skeet on your face."

236. (skeet) (2↑, 13↓)
To suck dick or to recice skeet from someone

Damn i want some skeet from dat bitch Damn nigga that bitch give sum good skeet

237. (skeet) (9↑, 21↓)
to shoot your cum on Skeet Ulrich

I liked shooting Skeet.

Author: Philip Randall http://skeet.urbanup.com/2027350
238. (skeet) (2↑, 14↓)
when u want to make someone leave u tell them to skeet

skeet the fuck out of here harold

239. (skeet) (2↑, 15↓)
A small monastic community dependent upon a large monastery.

Friar Duck and Friar Buck went down to the skeet to deliver some freshly brewed Benedictine.

Author: KatienessMoira http://skeet.urbanup.com/1985941
240. (skeet) (5↑, 18↓)
skeet means cool, awesome, super, grand, fantastic, amazing, wicked, sweet, bitchin, or 'your cool' in a sarcastic tone of voice

" OMG you hooked up with that hottie?\!\!\! thats hellaz skeet" used as sarcasm: "He was like stalk-calling me.. and i was like wow, thats skeeet"

241. (skeet) (1↑, 14↓)
To leave or "bounce" from a particular area.

"Yo Let's Skeet, this place is wack"

242. (skeet) (1↑, 14↓)
(adjective) To screw someone over. (2.) something relatively tight fitting.

1. Damn, he skeeted me out of money. 2. That shirt on the dude was skeet.

243. (skeet) (3↑, 16↓)
when a woman puts water in her vagina and shoots it out.

phillis skeeted all over my face

244. (skeet) (7↑, 20↓)
skeet does have multiple meanings but in "Get Low", specifically, skeet skeet refers to the sound of the spray bottles or water guns they sprayin on the strippers as part of the show and at wet t-shirt contests.

watch the video again.before they grab the supersoaker theres a sign above it that reads 'skeet for points'. down skeet skeet muthafucka

245. (Skeet) (1↑, 15↓)
A chav or thug

" look at the skeet mua fucka. "

246. (Skeet) (3↑, 17↓)
singular it refers to cocaine as a verb it means doing coke present tense it means currently being high on cocaine past tense means you were and no longer are high off coke

Yo, I need to stay up all night, I need to cop some skeet. aight dawwwg let's do some skeet\! I was so skeeted I was shaking and the broader less specific praise when a fiend scores coke: skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Captain Crunk http://skeet.urbanup.com/1159728
247. (skeet) (6↑, 20↓)
a syringe, used as slang, aka, "wanna go shoot some skeet" aka "wanna go pop some (insert your favorite intravenous drug here)"

"wanna go shoot some skeet?" aka "wanna go bang some (insert your favorite intravenous drug here)?"

248. (skeet) (1↑, 16↓)
To leave or any other verb of motion.

Free pancakes? Well I'd better skeet on over there.

249. (skeet) (5↑, 20↓)
a girl of a stupid or slutty nature

that bitch is a skeet

Author: patrick i johnson http://skeet.urbanup.com/1216548
250. (Skeet) (4↑, 19↓)
Cocaine. Don't you know anything?

I was skeeted out of my mind.

Author: The only person on this web site who seems to know what he's talking about. http://skeet.urbanup.com/584564
251. (skeet) (3↑, 19↓)
the state of mind afted snorting madd lines of dat white beauty. coccain. btw i didnt kno that it ment cum, thanx everyone\!

Goddamn, I am bout skeeted my nigga\! Lets buy a gram and get skeeted. Wana do some skeet? I got $25 if u wana buy a half-gram of some skeet

252. (Skeet) (5↑, 21↓)
A dirtbag, A loser who thinks he's cool. Way out of style. Only out for the drunk\!

Get away from me buddy, you're such a skeet\!

Author: Mike Wheeler http://skeet.urbanup.com/350632
253. (Skeet) (4↑, 20↓)
a hoe, one who has promiscuous sex, or engages in sexual activity w/ several people

your friend is a skeet

254. (skeet) (14↑, 31↓)
"Skeet" means "to ejaculate?" Damn\! I thought skeet was a game played with a shotgun and flying clay targets\!

If you use "skeet" to mean "to ejaculate" or "semen," you're an ass\!

255. (skeet) (2↑, 21↓)
a fat,over sized large nutt sack,sometimes skeet is found driving on his fake rims

dude skeet is soo fat ive never seen such a person as fatt as skeet skeet is gay

256. (skeet) (9↑, 28↓)
v. to snort a line of cocaine

give me a straw and skeet skeet skeet

257. (skeet) (6↑, 25↓)
disappointing, unfair

Man, band practice was hella skeet today. Man, life is skeet.

258. (skeet) (1↑, 21↓)
skeet is a buff chik. like a wifey

check out that skeet, id wifey dat.

Author: laydeee Blaze http://skeet.urbanup.com/2126306
259. (skeet) (7↑, 29↓)
a slut,skank,whore who does nothing but suck cock all day long because shes so desperate and horny

tim-you know emma? jeff-yeah shes such a skeet\!\! tim-omg i know she sucked my cock all night i jizzed all over her face jeff-hahaha what a skeet tim-hahahaha fuck i know

Author: whitepridebitchz http://skeet.urbanup.com/3680215
260. (skeet) (3↑, 32↓)
To go from anal to mouth is to be known as a skeet situation. It means nasty.

That bitch is oh so skeet skeet skeet\!\!\!

261. (skeet) (11↑, 42↓)
1. The Dutch word for "shit". 2. To orgasm.

"Skeet, skeet, skeet\!"

262. (Skeet) (6↑, 43↓)
A person who does everything. And by everything, I mean, drinks, smokes, steals,is promiscuious, and druggie. Usually skeety girls wear really tight clothes and make fun of other , skeetier people. Skeety boys wear pants down to thier knees and try to fight everyone.

Man , that bitch is a skeet Look at those skeets over there No, I don't have a smoke to give you, You skeet\!

263. (skeet) (6↑, 45↓)
see also [skit]

all skeet skeet

264. (skeet) (11↑, 55↓)
- to be cheap or skeet

That kid is so skeet.

Author: asdfasdfqwerty http://skeet.urbanup.com/1143357
265. (Skeet) (7↑, 63↓)
Also know as a [Spide], or Kappa Crew it's a low life who always wears tracksuits, spits a lot and usually has some kind of bad Mustache.

He's such a skeety bastard.

266. (skeet) (4↑, 80↓)
a [bitch] or woman

she stole my weed then fucked my friend, what a skeet

267. (Skeet) (7↑, 104↓)
to pee on someone, to urinate upon someone, to release your bladder.

omg put that away you just skeeted on my shoe\!

Author: doesntmatterhatter http://skeet.urbanup.com/1904178
268. (skeet) (11↑, 153↓)
Pejoratively used to refer to something of a small size.

That dress is extra skeet\!

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  • Skeet — Skeet, n. [Etymol. uncertain.] (Naut.) A scoop with a long handle, used to wash the sides of a vessel, and formerly to wet the sails or deck. [1913 Webster] …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • Skeet —   [ skiːt; englisch, wohl zu altnordisch skot »Schuss«], Schießsport: Wettbewerb des Wurfscheibenschießens mit Schrotflinten. Dabei nehmen die Schützen auf einer halbkreisförmigen Anlage bei jedem Schuss einen anderen Standplatz ein. Die… …   Universal-Lexikon

  • skeet — s.m.inv. ES ingl. {{wmetafile0}} TS sport gara di tiro al piattello cui partecipano squadre di sei tiratori che devono sparare successivamente da otto pedane disposte a semicerchio, avendo a disposizione un solo colpo per ogni piattello {{line}}… …   Dizionario italiano

  • skeet — skeet; skeet·er; …   English syllables

  • skeet — form of trapshooting, 1926, a name chosen as a very old form of our present word shoot. Perhaps O.N. skotja to shoot (see SHOOT (Cf. shoot)) was intended …   Etymology dictionary

  • skeet — ☆ skeet [skēt ] n. [20th c. adoption and alteration of ON skeyti, projectile, akin to skjōta, to SHOOT] trapshooting in which the shooter fires from different stations, usually eight, at clay disks thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight …   English World dictionary

  • skeet|er — «SKEE tuhr», noun. 1. U.S. Informal. a mosquito. 2. a small sailboat for riding on ice; iceboat. ╂[alteration of mosquito] …   Useful english dictionary

  • Skeet — Briefmarke 1988 Wurfscheibenschießen, Tontaubenschießen oder Wurftaubenschießen ist der Sammelbegriff für das Schießen mit Flinten und Schrotmunition auf Wurftauben. Es ist ein Präzisionssport. Inhaltsverzeichnis …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Skeet — Ball trap Pas de tir à Andenne. On note le port de protections auditives par le tireur. Le ball trap ou balltrap[1], autrefois appelé « tir aux pigeons d argile », est un exercice d adresse …   Wikipédia en Français

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